Some days you go about your day and nothing ever happens. Other days, you get slammed by a Scooby Doo Van while you're on a moped with your dad.
Being stuck in an airport isn't anything new. However, being stuck in a communist airport was something the Son of Smiley definitely did not imagine that would be part of his life story.
Here's a story about how the Son of Smiley fell asleep dramatically with the muppets.
The Son of Smiley somehow managed to get himself a Nintendo NES classic Japanese edition. He also somehow managed to bring back all his childhood trauma with this simple machine.