This is what happens when the Son of Smiley's brother and him are bored, and have access to every sport equipment known to man.
This is how the Son of Smiley made a crap load of money because people can't tell Asians apart.
In conclusion, this is definitely not how you cross a border.
The Son of Smiley doesn't do much after shows, but when he does, it is always interesting. This one time, it got too interesting.
